Black (A cool comeback)

There was a guy in a bar. He was black. A white man comes up and says, "Colored people aren't allowed here."

So the black guy stands up and replies, "Sir, when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black.When I go into the sun, I am black. When I get cold, I'm black. When I am sick...STILL I am black. And when I die, I will be black.

"But you sir...when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you go into the sun, you turn red. When your cold, you are blue. When you are sick, your green. And when you die...you will be purple.

"And you have the nerve to call me a colored person?"

The black man sat back down, and the white man walked away!