Three men joke

There were three men that wanted to cross a huge river.

The first man prayed... "God give me the strength to cross this river"
So god gave him the strength to swim across, but he nearly died three times.

The second man prayed... "God give me the tools to cross the river"
So God gave him the tools to make a boat, but he still nearly died twice.

The third man prayed... "God give me the intelligence to cross this river"
God turned him into a woman. she then fallowed a map about half a mile downriver to the nearest bridge, and crossed to the other side.

that was very odd......

That is sooo funny!